Didn’t you read the instructions?

Dear Honda,

I left you clear instructions on preparation for newborns. You were to read them BEFORE eating them. I gave you a nestbox, standard issue (heck, it might even be the same one you were born in!), and hay (both fine and coarse, since I’ve learned you can be fickle). I told you that if you moved it from the corner I placed it in, I would take that to mean you preferred the other corner. Now I know you’re fickle about that too. Please stop fiddle-farting around, and get with the program. Your mother and I are anxiously awaiting your babies.

By the way, NOWHERE in the instructions did it say your rest mat goes in the box. 🙄

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